SASSY
So what’s the Marlboro Man’s story? Cuz I kinda wanna grab ‘em by the ears and ride that mustache of his like a jet-ski.
REBECCA
It’s good to see you, Sass.
SASSY
You too, Stinky.
REBECCA
You know that today is--
SASSY
Of course I know. Why do you think I’m here?

