PENGUIN
I believe the word you're looking for is... A-A-A-A-A-G-H-!
Then
PENGUIN
Actually this is all just a bad dream. You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice? You tell me.
MAX
My god ... it's true. The Penguin-Man…

