LYNNE
Two times! Two times I had to drag you out of that jail like a filthy hobo!!
DICK
I’m sorry, Lynne...
LYNNE
What? What did you just say?
DICK
I’m sorry, Lynney.
Lynne delivers a fierce ultimatum to a young Dick Cheney, demanding he sober up and find ambition or risk losing her forever.
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LYNNE
Two times! Two times I had to drag you out of that jail like a filthy hobo!!
DICK
I’m sorry, Lynne...
LYNNE
What? What did you just say?
DICK
I’m sorry, Lynney.
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