MIDGE
What are you doing?
JOEL
I have to go. I have to leave. You. I have to leave you.

Joel abruptly decides to leave Midge on the eve of Yom Kippur, revealing his deep-seated unhappiness with his career and his marriage. As Midge tries to process his failure as a comedian and his lack of professional direction, Joel drops the bombshell that he has been having an affair with his secretary.
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MIDGE
What are you doing?
JOEL
I have to go. I have to leave. You. I have to leave you.
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