THELMA
Honey? The large screen TV is ON, showing a FOOTBALL GAME. Darryl is in a recliner.
DARRYL
Goddamnit, Thelma, where in the Sam Hill are you?!
THELMA
I'm... I'm with Louise. We're in the mountains, we're —
DARRYL
What in the hell do you think you're doing? Have you lost your goddamn mind?! Is that it? I leave for work and you take complete leave…

