TOM RIDDLE
Sir, is it true that Professor Merrythought is retiring?
SLUGHORN
Now, Tom, I couldn’t tell you if I knew, could I? I must say, m’boy, I’d like to know where you get your information. More knowledgable than half the staff, you are. By the way, thank you for the pineapple -- you’re quite right, it is my favorite -- how is it you knew? TOM…

