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Dark Comedy
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Willie's Post-Coital Reflection

from Bad Santa

Written by Glenn Ficarra, John Requa

Bad Santa

While in the middle of a sexual encounter, Willie is interrupted by the Kid, who presents him with a handmade Christmas gift. The unexpected gesture of genuine affection and the sight of the blood-stained 'wooden pickle' causes the cynical, alcoholic Willie to have an emotional breakdown. The scene juxtaposes crude situational comedy with a moment of surprising vulnerability.

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SUE: Hello little boy.

KID: Hello. Santa?

WILLIE: ...yes?

KID: I know that Christmas Eve is in a couple days and you have to fly around and give presents to the world and after that you won't be around no more.

WILLIE: ...Yes?

KID: So I thought I'd give you your present now. [The Kid extends a small

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CharactersWillie, Sue, The Kid
Duration00:02:00
Age Range40s-50s
GenderMale
GenreDark Comedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatgroup
SourceBad Santa
ToneAbsurd, vulnerable, unexpectedly emotional
Suitable Foragent showcase, self tape, general practice
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