SUE
Hello little boy.
KID
Hello. Santa?
WILLIE
...yes?
KID
I know that Christmas Eve is in a couple days and you have to fly around and give presents to the world and after that you won't be around no more.
WILLIE
...Yes?

While in the middle of a sexual encounter, Willie is interrupted by the Kid, who presents him with a handmade Christmas gift. The unexpected gesture of genuine affection and the sight of the blood-stained 'wooden pickle' causes the cynical, alcoholic Willie to have an emotional breakdown. The scene juxtaposes crude situational comedy with a moment of surprising vulnerability.
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SUE
Hello little boy.
KID
Hello. Santa?
WILLIE
...yes?
KID
I know that Christmas Eve is in a couple days and you have to fly around and give presents to the world and after that you won't be around no more.
WILLIE
...Yes?
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