JEFF
What in the Pink Floyd? Pierce. * Come out of there.
PIERCE
No.
PIERCE
I’m old, Jeff.
JEFF
No, you’re not.
PIERCE
People see me as youthful, fun * Pierce.

Pierce hides in a pillow fort facing a mid-life crisis and fear of death, while Jeff offers an unconventional pep talk to restore his confidence.
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JEFF
What in the Pink Floyd? Pierce. * Come out of there.
PIERCE
No.
PIERCE
I’m old, Jeff.
JEFF
No, you’re not.
PIERCE
People see me as youthful, fun * Pierce.
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