Schitt's Creek Monologues & Audition Scenes

Johnny attempts to have a serious father-daughter talk with Alexis about a major life decision she is keeping private. While Johnny assumes she is making a massive, life-altering commitment, Alexis is frustrated by his overbearing concern and insists on handling her own affairs independently.

Ted confides in David about breaking up with his girlfriend after Alexis confessed her feelings for him. David offers rare, sincere relationship advice about not letting a good thing go, before accidentally eating a dog treat.

Jocelyn goes into labor just as Moira arrives to pick up supplies for a town event. Moira struggles to balance her self-centered priorities with the urgent medical needs of her friend, eventually agreeing to drive her to the hospital—with a detour.

Alexis opens Singles Week with a vulnerable speech about her past mistakes in love and the difficulty of letting go of someone who truly cared.

David and Patrick navigate the awkward aftermath of their first kiss, discussing boundaries and their genuine feelings for one another.

Moira panics over a positive pregnancy test she found, only for Jocelyn to reveal the test is actually hers.

Moira confesses to David that she refused to give a neighbor a sample painkiller shortly before he died, leading her to believe she is a murderer.

Alexis attempts to get a refund for her college courses after realizing the campus is a joke, only to discover she can study online.

Following their first night together, David and Patrick navigate the awkward boundaries of their new relationship while Moira interrupts.

David tries to avoid an awkward errand for Alexis while Patrick catches him off guard by unexpectedly professing his love for the first time.

David struggles to process the news of Alexis's pregnancy while Patrick attempts to provide support and run their business simultaneously.