Schitt S Creek Monologues & Audition Scenes
11 audition scenes from Schitt S Creek. Available as duologue & monologue & groups — ready to download for self-tapes, drama school auditions, and practice.
Written by Dan Levy and Eugene Levy
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Alexis's Big Secret Investment
Characters: Johnny, Alexis
Johnny attempts to have a serious father-daughter talk with Alexis about a major life decision she is keeping private. While Johnny assumes she is making a massive, life-altering commitment, Alexis is frustrated by his overbearing concern and insists on handling her own affairs independently.
The Dog Treat Advice
Characters: Ted, David
Ted confides in David about breaking up with his girlfriend after Alexis confessed her feelings for him. David offers rare, sincere relationship advice about not letting a good thing go, before accidentally eating a dog treat.
Jocelyn's Water Breaks
Characters: Jocelyn, Moira
Jocelyn goes into labor just as Moira arrives to pick up supplies for a town event. Moira struggles to balance her self-centered priorities with the urgent medical needs of her friend, eventually agreeing to drive her to the hospital—with a detour.
The Lock and Key Speech
Characters: Alexis
Alexis opens Singles Week with a vulnerable speech about her past mistakes in love and the difficulty of letting go of someone who truly cared.
Starting Something New
Characters: Patrick, David
David and Patrick navigate the awkward aftermath of their first kiss, discussing boundaries and their genuine feelings for one another.
Miracles Don't Take Reservations
Characters: Moira, Jocelyn
Moira panics over a positive pregnancy test she found, only for Jocelyn to reveal the test is actually hers.
Killing a Man Over a Complimentary Pill
Characters: Moira, David
Moira confesses to David that she refused to give a neighbor a sample painkiller shortly before he died, leading her to believe she is a murderer.
The Prospective Student Refund
Characters: Alexis, Gary
Alexis attempts to get a refund for her college courses after realizing the campus is a joke, only to discover she can study online.
Crossed Wires and Sleepovers
Characters: David, Patrick, Moira
Following their first night together, David and Patrick navigate the awkward boundaries of their new relationship while Moira interrupts.
The First I Love You
Characters: Patrick, David
David tries to avoid an awkward errand for Alexis while Patrick catches him off guard by unexpectedly professing his love for the first time.
The Eucalyptus Under-Eye Serum
Characters: David, Patrick, Customer
David struggles to process the news of Alexis's pregnancy while Patrick attempts to provide support and run their business simultaneously.
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About Schitt S Creek Audition Scenes
Looking for audition scenes from Schitt S Creek? Our collection includes 11 carefully curated duologue and monologue and groups, each formatted and ready for immediate use in auditions, self-tapes, and drama school applications.
Written by Dan Levy and Eugene Levy, these scenes capture the essence of the production and provide rich material for actors at every level.
Every scene includes character breakdowns, context notes, and director's notes to help you prepare. All scenes are available as downloadable PDFs with Pro membership.
How to use Schitt S Creek scenes for auditions
Choose a scene that matches the tone and casting type of your audition. Use the character breakdowns to understand the emotional arc, then download the PDF to rehearse. Our scenes work perfectly for self-tapes, in-person auditions, drama school applications, and acting class exercises.
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