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    Joe DiPietro

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    Scenes by Joe DiPietro

    Musical
    duologue
    2 min

    Arthur Asks Muriel Out at a Funeral

    I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

    by Joe DiPietro

    At a funeral home, Arthur attempts to charm Muriel, a fellow widow, leading to a poignant conversation about grief, deli meat, and moving on.

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    Musical
    group
    2 min

    Pat and Stan Skip Straight to the Second Date

    I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

    by Joe DiPietro

    Two busy professionals decide to skip the awkwardness of a first date by fast-forwarding through the entire trajectory of a dysfunctional relationship.

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    Musical
    duologue
    2 min

    The Very First Dating Video of Rose Ritz

    I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

    by Joe DiPietro

    Rose records a dating video where her attempt to be upbeat quickly spirals into a raw, frantic, and vulnerable confession about her divorce.

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    Production by Joe DiPietro

    I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

    About Joe DiPietro

    Browse 3 audition scenes and monologues written by Joe DiPietro, including scenes from I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change. DiPietro's work on AuditionScenes spans comedy-drama and comedy and features duologues and groups drawn from musical. These scenes are particularly suited for drama school audition, agent showcase, general practice. Each scene includes Director's Notes with performance guidance, character analysis, and a downloadable PDF.