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    Comedy-Drama

    The Very First Dating Video of Rose Ritz

    from I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

    Written by Joe DiPietro

    2 min · 2 characters · Any gender · 35-45

    Rose records a dating video where her attempt to be upbeat quickly spirals into a raw, frantic, and vulnerable confession about her divorce.

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    ROSE

    Hello, I’m Rose Carboni. No! Ritz! Rose Ritz! That’s it. Rose Ritz. Yes. Carboni was my husband’s name. But he’s dead. Whoops! Actually, he’s not really dead, we’re divorced. I just prefer to think of him as dead, cheers me right up. Oh my gosh, did I just do that?! Here I am, making my very first dating video—that’s right, this is the very first…

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    5 sections
    About This Scene

    Written by Joe DiPietro for the musical I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change, this contemporary comedy-drama captures a fragile and deeply human moment. A Video Operator sets the camera focus and instructs Rose to relax and smile before leaving her alone to address the lens. What begins as an effort to present an appealing persona for a dating service quickly unravels into an unfiltered confession about loneliness, self-doubt, and the devastation of a recent divorce.

    Character Analysis

    Rose is navigating the painful aftermath of a failed marriage while desperately trying to reenter the modern dating world. She struggles between the desire to project an upbeat, attractive facade and the raw emotional trauma lingering just beneath the surface. Her nervous energy causes her to overshare personal details about her employment, hobbies, and family life. The Video Operator functions briefly as an external catalyst, offering standard commercial platitudes that only heighten Rose's internal panic.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This piece offers an exceptional blend of sharp comedic timing and genuine dramatic vulnerability. Actors can demonstrate how quickly a character's emotional defenses can collapse under pressure, shifting from forced cheerfulness to sudden despair within a compact two-minute duration. Because the action revolves around recording a video profile, the material translates seamlessly into contemporary self-tapes and agent showcases. It proves a performer's ability to hold focus while balancing situational humor with poignant psychological truth.

    Best Suited For

    This selection is ideal for performers in the 35 to 45 age range seeking character actor, everyman, or emotionally vulnerable material. It works exceptionally well for drama school auditions, self-tape submissions, and general practice where an actor needs to highlight comedic dexterity alongside grounded realism. Though written with a brief exchange at the top, the scene can easily be staged as a direct-to-camera piece or played with an offstage reader.

    Performance Tips

    Resist the temptation to play the text purely for broad laughs. The humor lands far more effectively when rooted in Rose's authentic grief and her frantic effort to maintain composure under pressure. Pay close attention to the transitions where she catches herself oversharing, allowing the audience to see her actively attempt to steer the narrative back to safer ground. Keep the vocal tempo dynamic and varied without losing the underlying stakes of her isolation.

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