ROSE
Hello, I’m Rose Carboni. No! Ritz! Rose Ritz! That’s it. Rose Ritz. Yes. Carboni was my husband’s name. But he’s dead. Whoops! Actually, he’s not really dead, we’re divorced. I just prefer to think of him as dead, cheers me right up. Oh my gosh, did I just do that?! Here I am, making my very first dating video—that’s right, this is the very first…