Paul Rudnick

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

During a forced Thanksgiving pageant at summer camp, Wednesday Addams goes off-script to deliver a scathing indictment of colonialism before leading a revolt. She contrasts the future suffering of indigenous people with the mundane luxuries of the pilgrims.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

On their wedding night in Hawaii, the murderous Debbie attempts to electrocute Uncle Fester in a bathtub, only to realize he is physically indestructible. She then pivots her strategy to isolate him from his family as a condition for their intimacy.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

The gold-digging serial killer Debbie Jellinsky manipulates Fester Addams by feigning her 'purity' and innocence. Fester, completely oblivious to her true nature, reciprocates her affection with his signature macabre charm.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

The gold-digging serial killer Debbie Jellinsky manipulates Uncle Fester into a marriage proposal by feigning innocence, while Fester's family looks on with their signature macabre approval.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

Debbie Jellinsky has the Addams family strapped into electric chairs while she delivers a manic, self-pitying presentation about her history of murdering husbands for failing to meet her high expectations.

Addams Family Values

by Paul Rudnick

On their wedding night, the murderous Debbie Jellinsky attempts to manipulate Uncle Fester into cutting ties with his family forever by using her feminine wiles and his extreme naivety.