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The Thanksgiving Pageant Monologue

from Addams Family Values

Written by Paul Rudnick

Addams Family Values

During a forced Thanksgiving pageant at summer camp, Wednesday Addams goes off-script to deliver a scathing indictment of colonialism before leading a revolt. She contrasts the future suffering of indigenous people with the mundane luxuries of the pilgrims.

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WEDNESDAY: We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes, on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadside. You will play golf and enjo

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CharactersWednesday Addams
Duration1 min
Age RangeUnder 18
GenderFemale
GenreComedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatmonologue
SourceAddams Family Values
Tonedark
AccentStandard American
Suitable Fordrama school audition, self tape, general practice, competition
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