Ted Griffin

Roy, a professional con artist suffering from severe OCD and Tourette's, opens up to his psychiatrist about his failed marriage and a potential child he has never met. He describes a harrowing day of mental paralysis, illustrating the dark absurdity of his condition through his obsession with his carpet.

A young girl named Angela executes a sophisticated lottery ticket scam on an unsuspecting housewife under the silent tutelage of her father, Roy. After successfully manipulating the woman into 'splitting' a fake prize and receiving three hundred dollars in cash, Angela is forced by Roy to return the money as a lesson in the craft of the con.

Frank uses an eccentric and uncomfortable tactic to negotiate the price of getaway vans by refusing to let go of the salesman's hand. He rambles incessantly about hand moisturizers and skin care routines to socially overwhelm Billy Tim. The salesman eventually slashes the price significantly just to escape the awkward physical contact.