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Act II, Scene 1 — The Bill of Fare

from She Stoops to Conquer

Written by Oliver Goldsmith

Marlow and Hastings, mistakenly believing they are at an inn rather than a private estate, treat their host Hardcastle with appalling rudeness. They dismiss his elaborate supper menu and insist on inspecting the kitchen and bedrooms, leaving the bewildered Hardcastle to marvel at their 'modern modesty'.

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MARLOW

Instead of the battle of Belgrade, I believe it’s almost time to talk about supper. What has your philosophy got in the house for supper?

HARDCASTLE

For supper, sir!

HARDCASTLE

Was ever such a request to a man in his own house?

MARLOW

Yes, sir, supper, sir; I begin to feel an appetite. I shall make devilish work to-night in the larder, I promise…

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About This Scene

This comedic group scene, “Act II, Scene 1 — The Bill of Fare,” from Oliver Goldsmith’s *She Stoops to Conquer*, masterfully exemplifies mistaken identity and social clash. Marlow and Hastings, two young men of high standing, mistakenly believe they are at a common inn, rather than Mr. Hardcastle’s private estate. This profound misunderstanding causes them to treat their bewildered host with astonishing rudeness and entitlement, especially regarding the evening’s supper. The scene pivots on their outrageous demands for a detailed menu and kitchen access, leaving Hardcastle to ponder their audacious "modern modesty" as comedic tension escalates.

Character Analysis

Marlow, approximately 25-35 years old in this scene, is a confident, almost arrogant young man who believes himself in charge. His upper-class upbringing instills entitlement, leading him to treat Hardcastle as a subservient innkeeper, unaware of his host's true status. Hastings, Marlow’s companion of a similar age, mirrors this brashness, perhaps with more self-awareness. Hardcastle, the patriarch, likely 50s or 60s, embodies the traditional country gentleman. Initially polite, he grows increasingly perplexed and offended by his guests’ astonishing lack of decorum, providing much of the scene's comic relief through his reactions and asides.

Why This Works for Auditions

This scene offers superb material for actors showcasing comedic timing and navigating complex character dynamics within a classical context. The clear contrast between Marlow and Hastings' arrogance and Hardcastle's bewildered patience creates rich performance opportunities. Actors can demonstrate their capacity for playing characters with significant status differences, the art of reacting to outrageous behavior, and the precise delivery required for 18th-century dialogue. It’s an excellent choice for a drama school audition or general practice, allowing individual actors to shine while collaboratively building a vibrant, humorous scenario.

Best Suited For

This scene is ideally suited for male actors aged 25-35, and for an older male actor portraying Hardcastle. It particularly benefits those with casting types like "Character Actor," "Upper Class," or "Comic Relief." Performers excelling at portraying sophisticated, yet comically flawed, individuals will find rich ground here. The classical period setting and comedic tone make it perfect for actors comfortable with 18th-century language and theatrical conventions, who can effectively convey social class. It's an excellent choice for a group audition or scene study.

Performance Tips

When approaching this scene, actors should lean into each character’s distinct tones and motivations. For Marlow and Hastings, embody their misguided self-importance and casual disdain, ensuring dialogue conveys privilege and control. Hardcastle's performance requires balancing initial politeness, growing confusion, and suppressed indignation; his asides are crucial for conveying inner thoughts to the audience. Pay close attention to Goldsmith’s language rhythm, allowing the wit to land naturally. The physical comedy of the situation—subtle reactions, gestures of entitlement versus bewilderment—will significantly enhance the overall comedic effect.

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