CAPTAIN DICKS
Sorry. I hate acting like Angry Black Captain. It’s a messed up stereotype. I'm embarrassed. Welcome to Jump Street. We go undercover in high schools to take down anyone endangering children. I don't like when children get endangered.

Captain Dicks delivers a briefing to new recruits, satirizing the angry police captain trope while outlining the dangers of drugs in high schools.
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CAPTAIN DICKS
Sorry. I hate acting like Angry Black Captain. It’s a messed up stereotype. I'm embarrassed. Welcome to Jump Street. We go undercover in high schools to take down anyone endangering children. I don't like when children get endangered.
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