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    Barbara's Monologue on Men

    from Summertime

    Written by Charles L. Mee

    Barbara delivers a scathing, cynical, and darkly comedic tirade against the nature of men, comparing them to animals and inanimate objects.

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    BARBARA

    So this is how people speak to one another these days? Men. Who wants you? With a man, every act of love is an act of rape. A man will swim through a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly pussy waiting for him on the other side. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and…

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    About This Scene

    Drawn from Charles L. Mee's contemporary comedy-drama Summertime, this two-minute monologue features the character Barbara unleashing an uncompromising and provocative manifesto. In this scene, she delivers a scathing, bitter, and darkly comedic tirade targeting the nature and behavior of men, comparing them to animals and inanimate objects. It provides an undeniably powerful platform that blends razor-sharp social satire with unapologetic emotional cynicism.

    Character Analysis

    Barbara is an intense, sophisticated woman who refuses to soften her worldview for the comfort of others. Fitting naturally into casting profiles such as the formidable matriarch or daring character actor, she possesses intellectual clarity fueled by profound disillusionment. Her delivery is calculated and deliberate rather than completely unhinged, using cold detachment and biting dark humor to dissect the opposite sex with surgical precision.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This piece commands immediate attention in the audition room, making it an arresting choice for performers who wish to be remembered. Because it straddles the line between high drama and dark comedy, it allows an actor to showcase dynamic vocal control, comedic timing, and raw emotional power in equal measure. The sustained build of her argument demonstrates formidable focus, giving auditors clear proof of your ability to hold space with unyielding confidence.

    Best Suited For

    Tailored for female actors in the 45 to 55 age bracket, this selection is ideal for performers who naturally embody intense, dramatic, and sophisticated casting types. It serves as an exceptional piece for agent showcases, advanced drama school auditions, and general practice sessions where you need a fierce contemporary piece that stands out from more conventional selections.

    Performance Tips

    Resist the urge to play this monologue on a single note of relentless anger, as monotone rage will quickly exhaust your listener. Instead, lean into the deadpan comedic beats and rhetorical queries, using deliberate pauses to let her biting observations resonate in the room. Anchor her cynicism in deep, personal conviction; Barbara should not sound like she is simply throwing a temper tantrum, but rather delivering what she considers to be an obvious, indisputable truth.

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