BARTON
That's okay, Charlie. I'm a playwright. My shows've only played New York. Last one got a hell of a write-up in the Herald. I guess that's why they wanted me here.
CHARLIE
Hell, why not? Everyone wants quality. What kind of venue, that is to say, thematically, uh . . .
BARTON
What do I write about?
CHARLIE
Caught me trying to be fancy! Yeah,…

