JACK
I can’t fucking believe we fell for that.
BORON
Again!
JACK
We’ve achieved a new quantum level of humiliation.
BORON
It’s like we’re at the center of a neutron star, and one teaspoon of our humiliation weighs a hundred thousand pounds.
WHITMAN
This is worse than when they told us Shatner was in that bathroom stall at the movies signing autographs. How…