WILLIAM
Hi Mom. I'm in Cleveland. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm flying back on Monday morning. I'll only miss one test. I'll make it up.
RUSSELL
Hi Mom! It's Russell Hammond, I play guitar in Stillwater! It's my fault. How does it feel to be the mother of the greatest rock journalist we've met? Hello?
ELAINE
Listen to me. Your charm does not work on me. I'm…

