LESTER BANGS
Aw, man. You made friends with them! See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
WILLIAM
Well, it was fun.
LESTER BANGS
They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
WILLIAM
I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.
LESTER BANGS
That's because we are uncool! And…