MAN
Thanks for coming in today. We really appreciate you considering us for your
MAN
small business start-up loan.
FLEABAG
No problem.
MAN
I have read your application.
FLEABAG
Thank you.

Fleabag attempts to secure a small business loan for her cafe, but the interview quickly devolves into a bizarre and uncomfortable exchange. The bank manager makes inappropriate comments, and Fleabag's attempts to navigate the situation lead to an unexpected and humiliating conclusion.
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MAN
Thanks for coming in today. We really appreciate you considering us for your
MAN
small business start-up loan.
FLEABAG
No problem.
MAN
I have read your application.
FLEABAG
Thank you.
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