Fleabag Monologues & Audition Scenes

15 audition scenes from Fleabag. Available as duologue & monologues — ready to download for self-tapes, drama school auditions, and practice.

Written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

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The Guinea Pig Café Loan

duologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: Fleabag, Bank Manager

A struggling café owner has a raw, unfiltered breakdown in front of a bank manager who previously rejected her loan application. After she confesses her deep-seated loneliness and self-destructive behavior, the manager offers her a rare moment of empathy and a second chance.

21 downloads

Series 2, Episode 4 — Fleabag

monologue
Comedy-Drama
1.5 min

Characters: Fleabag

A vulnerable and frantic monologue where the protagonist expresses a desperate need for direction and authority in her life. She oscillates between cynicism regarding religion and a raw, terrified plea for someone to take the burden of choice away from her.

10 downloads

The Loan Application

duologue
Dark Comedy
3-4 minutes

Characters: Fleabag, Man

A desperate cafe owner attempts to secure a small business loan from a bank manager who is overly cautious following a recent sexual harassment scandal. The meeting takes a disastrous turn when a wardrobe malfunction is misinterpreted as a sexual advance, leading to a mutual exchange of insults.

9 downloads

Walk of Shame

monologue
Comedy-Drama
1 min

Characters: Fleabag

A woman describes her misplaced confidence while walking to her cafe, only to have her ego bruised by a passing stranger's comment.

8 downloads

The Cafe Loan Interview

duologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: Fleabag, Man

A desperate cafe owner attempts to secure a small business loan but accidentally exposes herself while trying to cool down. The misunderstanding quickly spirals into a hostile confrontation with the bank manager, who is hyper-sensitive to sexual harassment allegations.

8 downloads

The Small Business Loan Application

duologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: Fleabag, Bank Manager

A desperate cafe owner attempts to secure a small business loan but accidentally exposes herself while trying to cool down. The bank manager, hypersensitive due to a recent harassment scandal, misinterprets the gesture as a sexual advance, leading to a hostile confrontation.

8 downloads

Act I, Scene 1 — The Bus Rodent Date

duologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: Fleabag, Bus Rodent

Fleabag endures a cringe-inducing date with a man she internally mocks, only to have her attempt at a dramatic exit undermined by her own petty theft. The scene highlights Fleabag's habit of breaking the fourth wall to share her cynical inner monologue with the audience while navigating modern dating frustrations.

6 downloads

The Breakup Argument

duologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: Fleabag, Harry

Harry catches Fleabag in a compromising and bizarre moment involving a video of Barack Obama, leading to a dramatic but absurd breakup. Harry attempts to reclaim his dignity while packing his things, including the 'posh shampoo,' while Fleabag remains detached and breaks the fourth wall.

5 downloads

The Confession

monologue
Dark Comedy
2-3 minutes

Characters: Fleabag, Guy You Like

Fleabag breaks the fourth wall to recount the frantic preparation and awkward aftermath of a late-night hookup. She navigates the gap between her curated sexual persona and the uncomfortable, overly earnest reality of the morning after.

4 downloads

The Tomato Sandwich

duologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: Fleabag, Claire

Claire visits Fleabag at her cafe under the guise of getting lunch, but quickly reveals her anxiety over planning her own surprise party. The sisters exchange passive-aggressive barbs about success, eating habits, and Fleabag's failing finances.

4 downloads

The Bathroom Confrontation

duologue
Comedy-Drama
00:03:00

Characters: Fleabag, Claire

In a restaurant bathroom, Fleabag discovers her sister Claire is having a miscarriage. Despite the physical and emotional trauma, Claire fiercely maintains her independence and refuses help, leading to a raw and tense confrontation about ownership of grief.

3 downloads

Fleabag's Loan Application

duologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: MAN, FLEABAG

Fleabag attempts to secure a small business loan for her cafe, but the interview quickly devolves into a bizarre and uncomfortable exchange. The bank manager makes inappropriate comments, and Fleabag's attempts to navigate the situation lead to an unexpected and humiliating conclusion.

3 downloads

Season 2 Episode 6 — I am not a bad guy!

monologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: Martin

In a desperate and pathetic attempt to save his marriage, Martin lists his minor domestic contributions while acknowledging his 'bad personality' and alcohol problem. He ultimately insults his wife after she literally begs him to leave.

2 downloads

The Breakup

duologue
Comedy-Drama
2 min

Characters: HARRY, FLEABAG

Fleabag is caught by her boyfriend, Harry, while she is pleasuring herself to a video of Barack Obama. The scene quickly devolves into a breakup, with Harry packing his bags and expressing his frustration and sadness over their relationship.

1 downloads

The Priest's Wedding Speech

monologue
Comedy-Drama
1 min

Characters: Priest

A poignant and cynical yet ultimately hopeful reflection on the pain and strength required to love someone, delivered during a wedding ceremony.

1 downloads

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Choosing an audition scene from Fleabag

Start with who you want to play and who needs to hear you. Fleabag’s plea for direction is an intimate monologue; the Priest’s wedding speech addresses a room. For a duologue, the sisters’ lunch conversation offers barbed comedy, while the café conversation with the Bank Manager asks both actors to navigate an unexpected moment of kindness.

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Series 2, Episode 4 — Fleabag

monologue · 1.5 min

Fleabag

Fleabag: asking someone to take charge

The Series 2, Episode 4 monologue builds a list of decisions Fleabag wants someone else to make. Choose it to explore how an apparently ordinary request becomes a much larger admission of uncertainty.

Try in rehearsal: Give each new request a reason to follow the last. Try persuading the listener to give you an answer, rather than deciding in advance where to become emotional.

The Priest's Wedding Speech

monologue · 1 min

Priest

The Priest: a public speech with personal stakes

The wedding speech begins with the painful effects of love before moving toward hope. It offers a different speaker and audience from Fleabag’s private plea, with room to work on humor, conviction and a change of thought.

Try in rehearsal: Make the opening useful to the people listening. Find the thought that gives you a reason to continue toward hope, rather than adding warmth from the first line.

The Tomato Sandwich

duologue · 2 min

Fleabag, Claire

Fleabag and Claire: rivalry over lunch

A simple sandwich order becomes a way for the sisters to challenge each other. This exchange gives both actors a practical task while questions about success, control and the café make each reply more pointed.

Try in rehearsal: Keep trying to complete the order. Let a specific word from your partner provoke the next jab, then return to the task as if nothing happened.

The Guinea Pig Café Loan

duologue · 2 min

Fleabag, Bank Manager

Fleabag and the Bank Manager: accepting kindness

This café conversation starts with a misunderstanding about guinea pigs and moves toward a more personal disclosure. It is a different situation from the initial loan interview: choose it to explore a guarded relationship becoming more sympathetic.

Try in rehearsal: For Fleabag, try to keep the conversation about the business until that becomes difficult. For the Manager, listen before offering reassurance; let what you hear change your response.

Before you rehearse

For Fleabag’s plea, give the unseen listener a clear place in the room and wait for the response you need. For the wedding speech, decide when you are addressing everyone and when a thought becomes personal. In the duologues, agree on the practical task before rehearsing: making lunch or discussing the café. Let the relationship emerge through that task. These picks are television excerpts; check your brief if it specifically requires a stage play, and time your own reading.

Check your audition brief for permitted material, format and time limits.

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