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Comedy-Drama

The Small Business Loan Application

from Fleabag

Written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Fleabag

A desperate cafe owner attempts to secure a small business loan but accidentally exposes herself while trying to cool down. The bank manager, hypersensitive due to a recent harassment scandal, misinterprets the gesture as a sexual advance, leading to a hostile confrontation.

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BANK MANAGER

Thanks for coming in today. We really appreciate you considering us for your... ‘Small business start-up loan.’

FLEABAG

No problem.

BANK MANAGER

I have read your application.

FLEABAG

Thank you.

BANK MANAGER

It was... funny!

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Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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About This Scene

This scene plunges actors into a hilariously awkward and deeply uncomfortable situation between Fleabag, a desperate café owner, and a hypersensitive Bank Manager. What begins as a seemingly routine loan application quickly spirals into a catastrophic misunderstanding, driven by Fleabag’s genuine physical discomfort and the Bank Manager's misinterpretation rooted in recent corporate scandal. The genius of this duologue lies in its rapid escalation from mild embarrassment to outright confrontation, showcasing Fleabag’s signature blend of vulnerability and sharp, inappropriate honesty.

Character Analysis

Fleabag, in this scene, is a whirlwind of anxiety, desperation, and ill-timed candour. She is clearly under immense pressure, leading to her breathless entrance and clumsy attempts to cool down, which inadvertently create the central conflict. Her dialogue reveals a character who struggles with social graces, often blurting out truths that only worsen her predicament, yet she retains a core of genuine, albeit misguided, intention. The Bank Manager, conversely, embodies an almost comically rigid authority figure, traumatized by past events and now overly vigilant. His reactions are driven by fear and professional obligation, making him perceive Fleabag’s actions through a distorted lens of suspicion.

Why This Works for Auditions

This duologue is an exceptional choice for auditions due to its immediate and gripping conflict, offering both actors a wide emotional range within a short duration. It allows performers to showcase precise comedic timing, the ability to build tension, and a nuanced portrayal of desperation and misunderstanding. The scene's contemporary setting and naturalistic dialogue make it highly relatable, while the distinct character objectives – Fleabag's need for a loan versus the Manager's need to avoid another scandal – create compelling stakes. Its sharp writing provides ample opportunity for impactful choices and memorable performances.

Best Suited For

This scene is particularly well-suited for actors in the 25-35 age range, aligning perfectly with Fleabag’s specific blend of youthful chaos and burgeoning adult responsibilities. It’s ideal for performers aiming for Casting Types like Leading Lady and Quirky, who can master Fleabag’s unique comedic-dramatic persona. For the Bank Manager, actors portraying Authority Figure or Character Actor archetypes will shine, especially those who can convey underlying nervousness beneath a veneer of professional sternness. The scene’s contemporary tone and comedic-drama genre make it versatile for various agent showcases and self-tapes.

Performance Tips

When approaching Fleabag, lean into her physical discomfort and mounting desperation, allowing these internal states to drive her often-inappropriate external actions and dialogue. Explore the layers of awkwardness, from her initial flustered state to her increasingly frantic attempts to explain herself, and finally, her defensive outrage. For the Bank Manager, focus on his controlled demeanor and the subtle ways his past trauma informs his reactions, making his misinterpretations believable and his eventual anger earned. Pay close attention to the pacing, allowing the tension to build naturally through overlapping dialogue and sharp, reactive choices from both characters.

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