HARRY
What are you doing!?
FLEABAG
Nothing.
FLEABAG
Baby..?
HARRY
I know what you were doing.
FLEABAG
I was watching the news!

Harry catches Fleabag in a compromising and bizarre moment involving a video of Barack Obama, leading to a dramatic but absurd breakup. Harry attempts to reclaim his dignity while packing his things, including the 'posh shampoo,' while Fleabag remains detached and breaks the fourth wall.
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HARRY
What are you doing!?
FLEABAG
Nothing.
FLEABAG
Baby..?
HARRY
I know what you were doing.
FLEABAG
I was watching the news!
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