BANK MANAGER
Mmmmm!
FLEABAG
What?
BANK MANAGER
I thought in your application for the loan it said you ran a café FOR guinea pigs.
BANK MANAGER
That’s why I thought it was funny. I never thought guinea pigs needed...
FLEABAG
It’s guinea pig themed —

A struggling café owner has a raw, unfiltered breakdown in front of a bank manager who previously rejected her loan application. After she confesses her deep-seated loneliness and self-destructive behavior, the manager offers her a rare moment of empathy and a second chance.
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BANK MANAGER
Mmmmm!
FLEABAG
What?
BANK MANAGER
I thought in your application for the loan it said you ran a café FOR guinea pigs.
BANK MANAGER
That’s why I thought it was funny. I never thought guinea pigs needed...
FLEABAG
It’s guinea pig themed —
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