CLAIRE
Well, I’m successful, so... Do you have rye bread?
FLEABAG
No. But I have normal bread you could just puke up after.
CLAIRE
Great.
FLEABAG
What do you want in it?
CLAIRE
Oh, just tomatoes is fine.

Claire visits Fleabag at her cafe under the guise of getting lunch, but quickly reveals her anxiety over planning her own surprise party. The sisters exchange passive-aggressive barbs about success, eating habits, and Fleabag's failing finances.
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CLAIRE
Well, I’m successful, so... Do you have rye bread?
FLEABAG
No. But I have normal bread you could just puke up after.
CLAIRE
Great.
FLEABAG
What do you want in it?
CLAIRE
Oh, just tomatoes is fine.
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