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Season 2 Episode 6 — I am not a bad guy!

from Fleabag

Written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

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In a desperate and pathetic attempt to save his marriage, Martin lists his minor domestic contributions while acknowledging his 'bad personality' and alcohol problem. He ultimately insults his wife after she literally begs him to leave.

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MARTIN: I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality. It’s not my fault. Some people are born with f****d personalities. Look at Jake. He is so creepy. It’s not his fault! Why the bassoon? You want to know what the bassoon is!? It’s a cry for help!

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CharactersMartin
Duration2 min
Age Range35-45
GenderMale
GenreComedy-Drama
PeriodContemporary
Formatmonologue
SourceFleabag
Tonequirky
AccentBritish (RP or Estuary)
Suitable Fordrama school audition, agent showcase, self tape, general practice
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