SETH
I mean, what are we going to tell the girls? “Sorry, we couldn’t do what we promised because we’re dickless incompetents!”
EVAN
Okay Mr... “McLovin”? What kind of a stupid name is that? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer?
FOGELL
Well, they let you pick any name you want when you get there.
SETH
So you picked McLovin?
FOGELL
It was…

