SETH
You... huff... bailed on me... huff... man.
EVAN
No I didn’t!
SETH
Of course you did! We were supposed to do something and you left instead of doing it! That’s the definition of bailing!
EVAN
If you said we should burn our dicks off and I didn’t, that’s not bailing!
SETH
It is bailing, if you promised to burn your dick off!

