GENERAL RIPPER
You know, when I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I loved to read. One of my favorites was the Jungle Book by Kipling. Did you ever read it, Major?
MAJOR MANDRAKE
I don't think so.
GENERAL RIPPER
You should. In particular, read the story of the little mongoose, called Riki-tiki-tavi, because of the noise he made. He was taken in as a…

