PRESIDENT MUFFLEY
Good morning, gentlemen. Please sit down.
PRESIDENT MUFFLEY
Now, what the hell's going on? GENERAL "BUCK" SCHMUCK: Well, Mister President.
PRESIDENT MUFFLEY
What kind of trouble?
from Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Written by Stanley Kubrick, Terry Southern, Peter George

President Muffley confronts General Buck Schmuck after learning that a rogue general has launched a nuclear attack. Schmuck attempts to explain the dire situation and the protocols that prevent an immediate recall, highlighting the absurdity and danger of the military's fail-safe systems.
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PRESIDENT MUFFLEY
Good morning, gentlemen. Please sit down.
PRESIDENT MUFFLEY
Now, what the hell's going on? GENERAL "BUCK" SCHMUCK: Well, Mister President.
PRESIDENT MUFFLEY
What kind of trouble?
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