HOBURN
Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? He can’t control his pupils. But he is a valued member of the team. Bravo, Mr Bingham. Now will everyone join me in the assembly hall in 10, for my tight 10!

Bernadette Hoburn attempts to fulfill her bucket list dream of performing stand-up comedy for the students of Class K. After her dated and awkward jokes fail to land, she is heckled by the students, leading to a comedic meltdown where she vows revenge on the class and their teacher.
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HOBURN
Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? He can’t control his pupils. But he is a valued member of the team. Bravo, Mr Bingham. Now will everyone join me in the assembly hall in 10, for my tight 10!
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