Bernadette Hoburn attempts to fulfill her bucket list dream of performing stand-up comedy for the students of Class K. After her dated and awkward jokes fail to land, she is heckled by the students, leading to a comedic meltdown where she vows revenge on the class and their teacher.
HOBURN: Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? He can’t control his pupils. [beat] But he is a valued member of the team. Bravo, Mr Bingham. Now will everyone join me in the assembly hall in 10, for my tight 10!
HOBURN: You can identify as anything these days. Ooh, a few nerves in the room! I identify as… a workaholic. Ha ha, the old switcheroo. Because who doesn’t love work? Am I right?
INCHEZ: Your jokes are dead!
HOBURN: Well, to whoever just shouted that out... comedy is subjective.
BLESSING: Subjectively, you’re not funny.
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