HOBURN
Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? He can’t control his pupils.
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But he is a valued member of the team. Bravo, Mr Bingham. Now will everyone join me in the assembly hall in 10, for my tight 10!
HOBURN
You can identify as anything these days. Ooh, a few nerves in the room! I identify as… a workaholic. Ha ha, the old…

