Stephen catches up with Dix to share a romantic moment, but a passionate kiss leads to a sudden realization. He identifies his 'ick'—men in boat shoes—and abruptly ends the encounter with his signature flair.
STEPHEN: Mo! Slow down. Only Bitches with no ass walk fast, and that ain’t me.
MO DIX: It’s a shame it didn’t work out, Stephen. I did really fancy you.
STEPHEN: Well show me then, zaddy...
[Dix romantically swings Stephen down and kisses him]
STEPHEN: Murderrrrr, I’ve worked out what gave me the Ick!
STEPHEN: It’s men in boat shoes. Zon’t think so! I found the cure! I’m genius.
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