DWIGHT
Can I cut you some meat?
JEAN
I'm sort of a vegetarian.
DWIGHT
Oh—I'm so sorry. Why didn't you say so?
JEAN
I didn't want to impose. I think people should be polite when someone cooks a meal for them. Even semi-vegetarians. I mean a foolish consistency is a hobgoblin of little minds. Isn't it?
DWIGHT
I've always thought so.