LESTER
Christ, Carolyn. When did you become so... joyless?
CAROLYN
Joyless?! I am not joyless! There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, mister smarty man. There is plenty of joy in my life.

Lester confronts Carolyn about her obsession with material possessions and her loss of spontaneity, leading to a heated argument over a silk sofa.
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LESTER
Christ, Carolyn. When did you become so... joyless?
CAROLYN
Joyless?! I am not joyless! There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, mister smarty man. There is plenty of joy in my life.
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