ETHAN
Check it out. I found this website called "World's Largest Everything." Did you know that in Tennessee there's a 20-foot castle made out of petrified horse manure?
PETER
We don't have time to sightsee.
ETHAN
There's some pretty cool giant stuff along the way. We definitely have to see the World's Tallest Totem Pole. It's only a few miles from the…

