Marion's Retirement from Grandparenting
from Motherland
Written by Holly Walsh, Sharon Horgan, Graham Linehan, Helen Linehan

A frantic mother, Julia, confronts her mother, Marion, who has been hiding behind a sofa to avoid childcare duties. The scene reaches a breaking point when Marion announces she is officially retiring from looking after her grandchildren, leaving Julia in a state of desperate denial and rage.
JULIA: Mum? MUM. Oh, my God, M--
JULIA: I know you're in there. I can see you. You’re behind the sofa.
MARION: Julia, is that you?
JULIA: Yes, it’s me.
MARION: No. No. I was having a lie down.
JULIA: Behind the sofa?
MARION: I... had a fall.
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