RACHEL
Aren’t you going to say something?
MARTY
Uh... Congratulations?
RACHEL
Congratulations?! Are you- I’ve been trying to get in touch with you for 8 months!!
MARTY
I wouldn’t know. I’ve-
RACHEL
I left a million messages with your service!

Rachel confronts Marty in the back room of a pet shop regarding her pregnancy after months of being ignored. Marty initially reacts with defensive denial and accusations of infidelity before softening into a vulnerable, albeit self-centered, apology.
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RACHEL
Aren’t you going to say something?
MARTY
Uh... Congratulations?
RACHEL
Congratulations?! Are you- I’ve been trying to get in touch with you for 8 months!!
MARTY
I wouldn’t know. I’ve-
RACHEL
I left a million messages with your service!
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