MICHELLE
It's too many ‘diverses’ I'm going ‘diverse, diverse, diverse’ over and over like ‘buh-duh, buh-duh, buh-duh,’ like a fucking metronome.
CHRIS
Well. It is diversity training?
MICHELLE
Yeah but it’s too many, Chris. Can we please diversify the language?
CHRIS
No, sure.
MICHELLE
Maybe crack a thesaurus? Find some diverse applicants for the word…

