MR. REED
Well I think it’s time.
BARNES
Time for what?
MR. REED
Time for... pie. Time for... enlightenment. I should’ve offered water. The Word of Wisdom forbids caffeine and alcohol, that’s my mistake.
BARNES
It doesn’t specifically mention soda. Sure, it may be healthier to avoid caffeinated drinks. But we’re just not thirsty.
MR. REED
How do you…

