NATHAN
So anyway, that's the nightmare I've been having lately.
WENDALL
Do you suppose it has anything to do with Lila's unusually hairy body?
NATHAN
No, why?
WENDALL
Well, it seems that since Lila broached the subject of children, you've been on edge and I know you have an issue with the, uh, body hair.
NATHAN
Oh, I see. Yes, that's something to…