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    Noah's Shabbat Sermon

    from Nobody Wants This

    Written by Erin Foster

    Nobody Wants This

    Noah delivers a sermon about a near-death choking experience to illustrate how listening to one's heart is the true way to find God.

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    NOAH

    A scary thing happened to me a few years ago. I was out to dinner with some colleagues, enjoying the chicken parm at DanTana’s and I started to choke. I looked around at my table for help, and I’m not gonna name names, but let’s just say everyone froze. I’m looking at you Rabi Simonson.

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    About This Scene

    Written by Erin Foster for the contemporary comedy-drama series Nobody Wants This, this two-minute monologue captures Noah addressing his congregation during a Shabbat sermon. What begins as a self-deprecating story about a frightening near-death choking experience quickly deepens into a moving meditation on faith and purpose. Noah uses his own brush with mortality to remind listeners that everyday life is filled with opportunities to listen to one's heart and wake up to a meaningful existence.

    Character Analysis

    Noah is a charismatic rabbi in his thirties who redefines traditional perceptions of clergy through his approachable, everyday demeanor. He embodies the charming leading man archetype, pairing quick wit with emotional intelligence and authentic vulnerability. Even while standing in a position of spiritual guidance, Noah remains deeply human, unafraid to expose his own flaws and hesitations in order to build trust and genuinely connect with the people around him.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This monologue is an exceptional vehicle for actors looking to showcase dynamic range across both comedic and dramatic tones. The rapid shifts from relatable, lighthearted humor to earnest spiritual inspiration prevent the piece from feeling didactic or monotone. Casting directors can immediately gauge an actor's storytelling ability, vocal presence, and capacity to command a room, while also seeing the actor's natural charm and emotional warmth without forced melodrama.

    Best Suited For

    This material is tailored for male actors aged 25 to 35 fitting charming leading man, vulnerable everyman, or contemporary clergy casting types. It is ideally suited for drama school auditions, industry agent showcases, and professional self-tapes where contemporary comedy-drama material is required. The piece is also wonderfully suited for general practice, helping actors master public-address monologues that retain an intimate, conversational quality.

    Performance Tips

    Approach the delivery as an engaging conversation rather than a rigid or formal lecture. Treat the congregants as active participants, letting your comedic beats land naturally without rushing through the room's imagined reactions. Allow the memory of the choking incident to carry true physical and emotional weight before pivoting back into humor. Keep the ending grounded in personal revelation so that the uplifting message feels heartfelt and discovered in the moment rather than rehearsed.

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