SAUL
Brass tacs. I’ve got this new bud. Unfortunately, it’s a few more bones, but fortunately, it’s hands down the dopest fuckin’ shit I ever smoked. And I’ve smoked some dope fuckin’ shit.
DALE
Better than that Blue Oyster weed?

Saul introduces Dale to a rare and legendary new strain of marijuana, describing its complex lineage with absurd enthusiasm.
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SAUL
Brass tacs. I’ve got this new bud. Unfortunately, it’s a few more bones, but fortunately, it’s hands down the dopest fuckin’ shit I ever smoked. And I’ve smoked some dope fuckin’ shit.
DALE
Better than that Blue Oyster weed?
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