SALLY
We need to talk, Chief Garnett.
RED
Call me Red.
SALLY
Red. Why are you so hell-bent on embarassing me?
RED
I'm hell-bent on one thing. You hang around long enough you'll find that out. Til' then a tough backside and a sense of humor will get you through a lot.
SALLY
I have a fine sense of humor, but the one thing I won't do is be your straight…

