DOCTOR
Now, in reviewing your pap smear we found an abnormality. It’s nothing to worry too much about yet, but you’ve got what’s called cervical dysplasia.
SHARON
What the hell is that?
DOCTOR
Strictly speaking, it is what we call a pre-cancer.
SHARON
Cancer?
DOCTOR
PRE-cancer. Frankly I hate that it has the word cancer attached to it, because it ISN’T…