PETER
Does this change things for you?
SAM
Hold on, are you sure that...
SAM
--Is there really not-- --There’s gotta be--
PETER
You’re not gonna find a single hairless dick on those whiteboards.
SAM
Yeah. All the whiteboard dicks look the same.

Two high school documentarians analyze the artistic consistency of graffiti to determine if their classmate was framed. They compare the specific details of 'ball hairs' and 'mushroom heads' with the clinical intensity of a true-crime investigation.
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PETER
Does this change things for you?
SAM
Hold on, are you sure that...
SAM
--Is there really not-- --There’s gotta be--
PETER
You’re not gonna find a single hairless dick on those whiteboards.
SAM
Yeah. All the whiteboard dicks look the same.
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