The Breast Debate
from WILD WILD WEST
Written by S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock, Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman
Federal agents Jim West and Artemus Gordon bicker over their undercover disguises while preparing for a high-stakes mission. The scene escalates into an absurd argument over the tactile realism of Gordon's prosthetic breasts, leading to a comedic misunderstanding by their associate Coleman.
GORDON: How about this? You could come as my man servant.
WEST: Oh yes, Massa Gordon, dats what I'll do. And I'll jus' smile and do as I's tole so those people won' ever know that I would rather shoot myself in the head than play your god damned man servant!
GORDON: I have a horse costume. You could
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Director's Notes
Audition for Jim West or Artemus Gordon in this hilarious Western comedy scene, "The Breast Debate" from WILD WILD WEST. Perfect for actors seeking comedic duologue with action and playful banter. Explore an absurd argument over disguises and prosthetic breasts.
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