The Breast Debate
from WILD WILD WEST
Written by S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock, Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman
Federal agents Jim West and Artemus Gordon bicker over their undercover disguises while preparing for a high-stakes mission. The scene escalates into an absurd argument over the tactile realism of Gordon's prosthetic breasts, leading to a comedic misunderstanding by their associate Coleman.
GORDON: How about this? You could come as my man servant.
WEST: Oh yes, Massa Gordon, dats what I'll do. And I'll jus' smile and do as I's tole so those people won' ever know that I would rather shoot myself in the head than play your god damned man servant!
GORDON: I have a horse costume. You could be the head.
WEST: The only thing I need to wear is this. [West straps on his holster]
GORDON: Okay, if you insist on carrying a firearm, I have something I think you'll find intriguing...
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