WIZARD
Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth -- or slinks
from The Wizard of Oz
Written by Noel Langley, Florence Ryerson, Edgar Allan Woolf

The Wizard bestows a diploma upon the Scarecrow, explaining that intelligence is often validated by credentials rather than innate ability. The Scarecrow immediately feels a surge of intellectual confidence, reciting a mathematical theorem to prove his new-found brain power.
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WIZARD
Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth -- or slinks
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