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duologue
Neo-noir

The Drowning in a Teaspoon

from Chinatown

Written by Robert Towne

Chinatown

Private investigator Jake Gittes visits the morgue to inspect the body of the recently deceased water commissioner. During a casual conversation with the coroner, Morty, Gittes discovers a suspicious coincidence involving another drowning victim found in a dry riverbed, sparking his investigative instincts.

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MORTY

Jake, what're you doin' here?

GITTES

Nothin', Morty, it's my lunch hour, I thought I'd drop by and see who died lately.

MORTY

Yeah? Ain't that something? Middle of a drought, the water commissioner drowns -- only in L.A.

GITTES

Yeah -- banged up pretty bad --

MORTY

That's a long fall.

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Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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About This Scene

This compelling duologue is set in a dimly lit morgue, a fitting backdrop for the unfolding mystery. It features private investigator Gittes and the world-weary coroner, Morty, engaging in seemingly casual conversation that gradually reveals a suspicious pattern. The scene expertly builds suspense as Gittes uncovers a crucial detail that casts doubt on the official explanation of a prominent water commissioner's death, highlighting the investigative and darkly humorous tone throughout.

Character Analysis

Gittes is presented as sharp, observant, and subtly persistent, even when feigning disinterest. He carries the weight of a cynical detective, yet his curiosity is easily piqued by inconsistencies. Morty, on the other hand, is a pragmatic, somewhat jaded coroner, accustomed to the grim realities of his job, but also inadvertently holding key pieces to the puzzle. Both characters are grounded in their respective roles,

their dialogue revealing their personalities and their relationship through a blend of casual banter and professional observation.

Why This Works for Auditions

This scene is a fantastic choice for auditions due to its well-crafted dialogue and clear arc of discovery. It offers both actors the opportunity to showcase a range of subtle emotions and nuanced reactions, moving from nonchalance to focused suspicion. The investigative nature of the conversation allows for strong emotional subtext and intentional pacing, making it excellent for demonstrating an actor's ability to listen and react authentically under pressure.

Best Suited For

This duologue is exceptionally well-suited for male actors in their 40s to 50s, particularly those aiming for "Gritty," "Intense," and "Detective" casting types. It's an ideal choice for a self-tape submission where nuanced performances can shine, or for general practice to hone a strong, reactive acting style. The scene's sophisticated blend of humor and tension also makes it suitable for agent showcases where a more complex character portrayal is desired.

Performance Tips

When tackling this scene, focus on the subtext of the conversation, particularly Gittes' growing suspicion and Morty's unwitting revelations. Utilize pauses effectively to convey thought processes and the dawning realization of Gittes. For Morty, aim for a natural, almost weary delivery that suggests his familiarity with death, making his casual observations more impactful. Both actors should pay close attention to pacing, allowing the audience to gradually piece together the mystery alongside Gittes.

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